after school today, i met up with jason and went down to raffles hotel for my job interview. thank you jason for keeping up to your promise even though i pissed you off indeliberately a few days ago. even though your face was as black as my ah ma shoes when you saw me just now.

raffles hotel is way cool. they have gravels at their enterance instead of the normal concrete road. i learnt from jason that they had it that way so drivers could experience the colonial days, how it feels like to be riding on a horse/carriage. anyway, i hope to start work immediately upon completion of internship. you all can visit me. i will be baking in the kitchen. you all will be paying $59++ to eat pastries baked by yours truely. buffet ! and i say, my next girlfriend gets a strawberry short cake baked by me. don't ask me why strawberry short cake. because i would like to give something i love to someone i love. hahaha romantic suah.

school robbed my social life. school made my life boring. school deprieved me of money making opportunities. for now, i remain as poor as a street begger. flip me a coin.

jason offered me $50 to be demure for a day. there were 10 points to be noted.

1. blow your nose only in the toilet when nobody is watching
2. you are not allowed to walk like a duck
3. take the steps slowly one by one. not one huge stride with your legs widely open
4. no vulgarities
5. cut your food into smaller pieces before eating
6. wear a bra. not some silicon.
7. sit cross legged
8.you are not allowed to *sniff
9. placeyourhands likethat. NOT LIKE THAT.
10. you are not allowed to open your mouth. not even when you're shocked/amazed/bewildered.

it is okay, jason. i thank you for the cash-making opportunity you offered. but i am better off going home eating porridge with peanuts. and i will save money. i will forget about buying paseo tissue paper but blow my nose using the leaves instead. spend your $50 on lottery; you have better luck there.

lately, i feel like an oversized bubblegum. i feel like i'm going to burst anytime with every spoonful of food into my mouth. i should get my huge body mass to fitness soon and start functioning like a calorie counter again. subway diet should return. right anyway digressing, i haven't been feeling well. i had sore throat and fever over the weekends and now there's cough and an on and off runny nose . oh dear, i disgust myself utterly when i look into the mirror. a sick fat girl. who wants to be my friend ? this was really never my idea.

i've been blogging excessively. time to stop.