---Edit at 3.11pm

wo gang gang come back from lunch at parkway parade. following are the things i deem funny. if you don't find it funny, then sorry okay.

E : today i think i am happy. are you happy, jason ?

J : quite. but i feel a little sad for you. just look at your hair.

E: hmm.. what else do you think i can send to her ? maybe i should take a photo of myself and send it as well. with my fucking adorable hair.

J : does she have a paper shredder at home ?

E : i don't know, why ?

J : then how is she going to shred that photo.

E: maybe i can dabao her favourite food and send to her.

J: why don't you just masturbate and send your cum.

E: hahahaha. eh your science fail ah ? by the time it reaches there, the cum already fucking evaporate already !!

J: then you freeze it. tell them, this is ice-cream. please make sure it don't melt and make sure the recipient receives it. happy ?

E: there are 15 prawns in all. so one person will eat 7 and one person will eat 8.

J: NO. I EAT 10 AND YOU EAT 5.

E: OMG jason, this burger is very niceee i think i'm gonna flyyy !

J : *does byebye action. bye, emily.

This man here obviously don't have any respect for a lady like me. fancy telling such gross stuff to a lady, you have no shame.

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it is week 13 of internship and i am still going on sane, refraining from hitting the "snooze" button a little lesser on the alarm, and dragging my feet all the way to school. i still spend only 1/15 of time on my work, and the remaining 14/15 on random internet surfing, eating charsiewpau and drinking vitasoy and screaming upon every tortoise and mushroom-like devils i see on super mario. i must be a pro at it already.

tomorrow is fried-day ! and i can hardly sit still now and wait for the weekends. my mummy is going to give me money to go shopping and i am going to comb every shop in orchard road on saturday and sunday ! ( oh yes i really am spoilt, who says i am a brat ! ) ... " but if i don't work then i got no money ! ". " don't have money then scrimp a little and don't spend so much " " nono ! don't have money means stretch out your hands and say daddy money please !! " hahaha. i was really attempting to not appear as spoilt when i said " huh but if i don't work means no money. " like, i-really-want-to-work-for-my-own-allowance-but-no-vacancies-around kinda thing. my daddy nearly fainted. for now, i am as poor as a street begger.

there's nothing much for me to do now, except to wish for time to pass faster. if time pass by quick, it means weekend shopping comes ! it means internship will end faster. which means i'll graduate from infofuckincomm and then i can execute my 4 year life plan. and 4 year love plan (closer friends should know what i'm talking about. if you don't yet, call me, i'll be most excited to share with you my plans ! ) and most importantly, it means my fringe will grow ! hee heee.

heeheee. and i was reading my past blog entries. back then, i thought "giggles" or "wheeee" and "prances away " were so cute, i have them everywhere in my entries. daym. what the fuck were you thinking about, emily tan. and mostly, i was talking only about this one girl you all know who la huh. and how i want to " -gives you a megatight hug- " each time i see her :) i was so keee-yoooo-te (read.cute) last time, i want to dig a hole and hide my face.

my cheeseball face. oh man, i have issues with my face. i think i look like a cheeseball. now are you able to predict what my next entry will be about already ?