"i want to laosai on your face."

"that's all you know how to do right. show me your chewed food on your tongue, show me your fats on your tummy. and now you want to laosai on my face. nabeh, don't make me angry. one day, i will put you in an empty olympic sized swimming pool and get all the anti-lesbian people to spit one mouth of saliva until you drown. "

but you know what jason wee, why do you still choose to hang out with me. you are anti gay, and i am lesbian. you wished for my ship to sink, you call me flubberbell when it was supposed to be tinkerbell. i hear your granny stories over the phone even though i was rushing for time and busy shaving my legs only to get snapped and shouted by you. you even wished for bangalas to gangbang me. this is horrible. you made me eat mcdonalds, i gladly gave in and then you call me fat(no, you said unique) few days later. i shared with you the health formula of drinking liang teh so you can cum more(that was illogical, i know). and i said " it is okay " when you said i can kick your balls because i am afraid there won't be baby wee in future. what do you want exactly. i have really done enough for you. and this is really how i show my affection. take it or leave it. see you for dinner and tattoo. wee !