sham poo(pun intended.)

i forsaked my trusty pantene shampoo two weeks ago for the BOOTS(yar, i know what the hell is BOOTS. you only know what BOOTS is if you are a bangkok baby like chen ting. p/s : she visits bangkok on average of 7 times a year.) shampoo i bought from phuket last month. it smells of honey(!) and oatmeal(!)( i love anything honey, oatmeal, caramel and berries !) in a very big plastic squarish bottle. very big bottle for only 53bhat. and best of all, it turns your hair into hay ! it doesn't lather at all and it reminds me of dog shampoo. except that it is even cheaper than dog shampoo.

stef, how many bottles did you buy that day ? i don't understand why you like this kind of shampoo and can tell me its popular and selling fast like hotcakes. must be all the dog owners.

whatever. and i am getting grumpy from my hayir(read. hair). i refused to use other brands of shampoo for now. i couldn't remember who was it who stared at me in disbelief when i said i've been using pantene for the past 5 years. i remember it was when i first fell so hard for chen ting, i need to smell her and be in denial that she is around me when she's not beside me and so i started using the same shampoo as her. so crazy, it lasted for 5 years. and it'll go on as long as i'm sane or insane. (hahaha. i am not a hopeless romantic and i didn't say that ! but pantene is indeed good !!)

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ystd, jason and i had dinner at parkway fish ! i was late. upon arriving, i saw this server carrying a huge mug of what seemed like a seamonkey freeze.( sea monkey freeze is of brownish orangey color.) and i exclaimed,

" wah jason wee ! why you order freeze ! can finish not, so big. and why you go order sea monkey freeze ? so yucky. "

and then jason and the server stared at me puzzled, saying " huh ? this is jungle freeze what.(jungle freeze is of whitish yellow color.) " and the server frantically repeated " this is jungle freeze, yes correct jungle freeze. "

and then even-more-puzzled-but-almost confident-emily said " NO ? THIS IS SEA MONKEY FREEZE. I SEE ALREADY I KNOW ITS PINEAPPLE AND GRANADILLA. how can it be jungle freeze ? don't believe, you try ! "

and indeed !! i witnessed the unusual expression on jason's face upon his first sip. " eh emily, this is really not jungle freeze. " and then he brought the mug to the bar person. guess what the bar person told him ?

" this is CONFIRM jungle freeze."

wah pek chekness along, i went to speak to the manager on duty. i think all the parkway staff can seriously go home. even i, the laziest and most unmotivated bar person who always don't wipe the bar top know what is wrong ! (what i'm trying to say is, i'm the authentic fisherian and its their loss to have lose me. hahaha.) and i'm so upset parkway became a place like that, full of complains and sulky-eh-you-owe-me-salary faces. all the pretty girls are gone. ( yes, i'm trying to say that during our time, got alot of pretty girls who everyday smile and laugh.) and now the entire place is filled with weird people who don't know their job too well.

and we shared a platter for 2 ystd. upon my very first mouthful of yellow rice, i wanted to
cry :( everything was how nostalgic please. jason had to say " wah emily, need to so emo not. " i haven't tasted their rice eversince i left fish and co. i grew so sian of eating it last time, i haven't touched it ever since.

oh sadness. you all don't know la. and probably never will understand. i think nobody loves fish and co like i do. maybe other than ann. all you heartless people just want to how glad that you left that shit workplace and don't need to face nasty customers anymore :( but you all don't care about the good and bad times we shared in that small little place that perpetually reeks of sotong.
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today, i had a slab of salmon sashimi. rainy night and sappy music and feeling quite raw you go figure.