hello.

i need a new friend. i want a new girl who i can hang out and laugh with 24/7. she must not mind looking like a fool as long as she is laughing. if she can masturbate my ego, it would be really nice. together, we will crash diet(but still eat chips and cakes) and do all things quirky. i want the friend who doesn't believe in love and know that love are for losers. she must be ready and rock steady for any fun activities such as visiting the zoo and pigging out at the hawker center, rain or shine. i want the friend who'd give me her back if i happen to be a loser and fall out of love.

if you fit the above criteria, please mail me. i really want a new friend to hang out with. the boring days need to be killed.

love,
emily