When some professor was giving a talk about IMI,

Emily : Eh Yunwen, see that girl in stripes. Wah, I think she's quite goodlooking leh. Her hair damn nice, and her sideburn's very cool. But I don't think she's lesbian la hor ?

Yunwen : Eh, you damn hopeless leh. You drag me here for the talk. Then now, you're looking at girls. You come hear to listen or you come here to look at girls ?

-------- After 5 minutes of attentiveness and complete silence----

Yunwen : Eh, I feel like doing manicure leh. Shall we do manicure later ?

Emily : You come here to listen or you come here to talk about manicures ? Keep quiet.

How come we like that ? Anyway Yunwen, I just heard from another somebody that you lost alot of weight since secondary school days. Are you very happy ? Yay yay ! But still not enough to be a Fendi model okay ? Quick come back to fitness. Then we can run all day, and cycle all day. And then we can wear singlet and panties on our birthday !