---EDIT 12.17PM

wenling ! i found all these in my old email account !! hahaha nostalgic suah ! (click to enlarge!)

p.s : i dont care for lousy english or whatsoever. this is whatever i want to say to my good friend.

dear wen ling, if you could remember one year ago. i said

45 more mins to Wen Ling's birthday !
Happy 20th Wen Ling !
goodness... now that you're so old.
You shall continue giving way to me okay ?
cus I'm 1 year younger.
i really really appreciate that...
love you !
thank you for everything you've done for me sweetheart...
from the serangoon garden days to the badminton/gym days
to the cafecartel breakfast days
to the petshop days
to the tea session days everyeveryday !
minus the days we quarrelled though. i really hate it when we fight.
so can we please don't fight so much anymore ?
i'm quite a harmonious person actually...
thank you for buying the best birthday gift for me.
for the tinkerbell balloon during my lousiest days.
for listening to my woes..
for treating me to food whenever i'm broke.
and for having faith in Vanessa and i.
for buying me cigarettes from taiwan, shanghai and japan too.
you're going to america soon...
VICTORIA'S SECRET OKAY ?
YAY ! thank you... love youuuu ! :)
you've watched me turn from a fat ugly girl to a pretty sexy sophisticated lady.
thank you for standing me through my crash diet days.
tmr we're going to have dinner together !
and you will see what i got you for your birthday ! yay ! are you happy ?
thank you for sharing your joy with me on your birthday.
tmr tmr tmr we will... sizzle seafood on the rock !
and grow fat together and dieeeeeeee.
happiness !
p.s : don't worry about the fish bone okay ? you will shit it out soon !


now for 2006.

dear ling lard,

firstly,
happy birthday lard face !
you know august last year, you went down with deidre to the driving school to sign up for your bike license,
but a year later,
you're a proud owner of a purple vespa !
i'm really happy for you...( though i hate it when you talk vespa to me all day long.)
and i'm proud of you too !
please be proud of yourself too cus i gave my virgin ride to you.
i'm quite sian that you deleted the earlier friendster testimonials i wrote in '04 for you..
there were SO MANY MANY MORE!
because we quarrelled over a badminton racquet and you were damn angry with me you deleted everything away !
thinking back... are you petty or not !
tell me, how many times have we quarelled already...
but luckily you have a really nice friend.. who apologises most of the time..
even the first day we met, you scolded me for taking your chilli dip !
you had a really foul temper.. fancy telling me off when you hardly even know me !
and then thankfully you were good at running food, and i was the bartender then.
i made you do shitjob when there isn't any food to be served.
you stacked the glasses ! and gave all the glass racks to ah neh. hahaha.
and when you said you wanted to learn bar,
i said " okay i teach you. firstly, you wash this... after washing this, you wash that. "
and i made you do all the cleaning up.
HAHAHAHA.
how funny...
remember ??
and then after closing, we didn't finish wiping the cutleries and rushed off to 85 for ba chor mee...
and then you told me the uncle had his thumb soaked into the soup when he carried the bowl.
hahaha.
and then during my suay days, you bought me tinkerbell balloon.
and during my 2nd heartbreak this year, you bought me an anti depressant kit.
and then during our hardworking days, we play badminton at 7am on sunday morning.
and then we'll head for cafecartel for breakfast.
and then we'll play online pool and bet on stingrays and what not ( yes i owe you damn alot of stuff)
and then i wanted to rob the petshop, but you were too scared to rob with me.
and i remember we went to genting, we shared a room and i bugged you with my bedtime stories you couldn't tahan !
and then you were transferred to work at T2, and i was damn upset..
i go all the way to airport just to visit you and to study too ! (and you bought me starburst babies !!)
those were the fun days...
i dont want to talk about the angry days we had...
we quarrelled so often and i badmouthed you quite alot. ( i believe you badmouth me too.)
but all's over and i hope we won't quarrel as often.
thank you for being sucha wonderful planner all the time for my birthday.
thank you for letting me conquer all the goodies you bought home from usa.
dear wenling.. you know my favourite time with you was actually '04-
when we'd just binge really hard at chomp, and then settle for tea at coffee bean.
i was really happy back then... because you were my new found friend and you were so keen about listening to me all the time.
you saw me through my poly life.
we gossipped during breaks at fish and co.
i saw you through internship at the events company.
we were in the same class for sociology lesson( with a tortoise teacher who speaks damn slowly and a donaldduck classmate)
now, you're seeing me fulfill my 4years love and life plan.
:))
not everybody can witness that okay !!
please promise me you'll see me through
1) graduation ! ( ive been talking about this since day 1)
2)my **A job ( you know what ! )
3)my sexy body
4)my next girlfriend
5) everything everything !
i am so proud of our friend(ship/shit). of our happy days and angry days !
hahaha.
lastly, happy 21st ling lard !

love,
your favourite bag of cellulite.