G for Gorgeous

PS : Lousy English ahead, very long also. ALL details on Campus Superstar. You can count how many Geraldines there are in this entry. You win a prize from me ! Teehee.

Dear Diary,

Today I went to watch Campus Superstar live with my fitness buddy, Jill and my best friend, PR. This is one confession because I know people are laughing at me but I am still proud I made it there. This morning, I woke up and I told my father.

" Daddy, later tonight hor I'm going to Mediacorp to watch them sing. I'm so excited. I hope she wins !! There's this girl in there I really like alot. "

" You always like girls for what ? Like boys better la. Or you can like me. I do so many things for you. Give you money go shopping, cook for you... "

I did not keep my promise of being a sophisticated fan of Geraldine because emotions went outta control and I screamed like there's no tomorrow. I was at my most unglam but I couldn't give two fucks because those CHIJ girls are so good, they couldn't stop cheering. I don't care if you call me ah lian or cheena, I don't care if I look hysterical or not. Jill was worse. Before getting into the studio, she said very loudly " Emily, I really don't believe I come here with you lor. Later hor, I will just go in and sleep. " but you know what she did ?

" ADRIANOOOO KAN ZHE BIAN !!! KAN WO KAN WO ! EMILYYYY QUICK QUICK SHOUT FOR GERALDINE TO LOOK AT YOU !! QUICK WAVE QUICK SAY GERALDINE LOOK UP HERE !! OMGGGG ADRIANOOOOOOOOOOO !! "

And when Geraldine was there, PR said,

" EMILYYYYYY KUAI DIAN WAVE KUAI DIAN WAVE !!! TA HUI WAVE BACK. AIYAH WO BANG NI WAVE LAAAAAAAA ! "

and she proceeded waving frantically. AND GERALDINE REALLY WAVED BACK.

NABEH.

You know what ? The both of them kept on saying " WAH LAU SO STUPID COME AND WATCH THESE KIND OF THINGS. EMILY YOU THROW MY FACE LEHH. " but in the end, they were as crazy as I was. HAHAHAHA. WE ARE OUT OF OUR CLOSETS. I quote Jill, " I ADMIT I AM CHEENA AH LIAN. BUEY SAI AR ?? "

Back on track.

I gotta know four girls from Paya Lebar Methodist Girls School today. Two were for Zhiyang and two were for Geraldine.

Two said : Were you from PLMGS too ? You look like one of us leh.

IT MUST BE THE WAY I WAS SO CRAZY OVER GERALDINE.

Other two said : EH EH DID YOU CALL OR NOT ? MUST CALL OKAYYY ! Anyway are you from Clementi ITE like Geraldine ?

IT MUST BE THE WAY I WAS SCREAMING FOR HER.

Throughout the first half, I was shouting for Geraldine and PR was shouting for Zhiyang. They do scream for Geraldine sometimes too but I had to nudge them to do it, so insincere hor. Tsk tsk. I was VERY upset when the judges couldn't stop talking bad about Geraldine and when her popularity votes were much lower than Teresa's. I really felt very threatened. It was kinda expected that Geraldine couldn't make it there BUT I was really wishing that she could win the first half at least.

I think the word for Geraldine is not cute. Nor handsome or hot. But she's really really sexy and pretty. Just look at her ooze sex appeal when she sings. Scream orgasm pleaseeeeee. I WANNA BED HER I WANNA BED HER, that sex siren just kept on ringing in my head. I love her so much, I made a video for her using Jill's camera ( okay, I did it for fun and I mean it ) while waiting for the show to start. Starring just me, me and me alone. You know what's the quote of the day ? The quote of the day is : If Geraldine is my good girlfriend, I'd give up all the other alphabats A to Z and settle for just G. I'd gladly give up my diploma too. Awwww... the kind of things you do for love. Sucha bimbotic and brainless statement right, I know. But that's really me, the girl who'd give up almost everything for love. PR had accepted that her best friend is like that since young already. Can you ? :)

Oh. AND CAN I PLEASE SAY I JUST DETEST IT WHEN PEOPLE LIKE JAC AND JILL ( Sacians so sore ! ) talk bad about Geraldine. Statements like, Eg.

Jac : HUH GERALDINE ANDRO AH ? PLEASE LA EMILY. SHE'S JUST A AH LIAN WITH SHORT HAIR.

Jill : Emily look at all these ah lians, I think they come and support Geraldine one. Geraldine ah beng mah. Ah lians love ah bengs.

I want to smack them two times please. I know Jac hates Geraldine alot I DONT KNOW WHY LA ! And Jill... Oh please don't talk bad about Geraldine anymore. But thankfully I have friends like, PR, Nette, Phoebe, GP, Vivian, CT(!), and Lele who loves Geraldine as much as I do ! Thanks ah !

Okay back to what happened tonight.

You know like what I said, I kept bugging Jill and PR to call and vote for Geraldine. But Jill DIE DIE also don't want to call. She said " I don't want to call la, I very giam siap one you don't know meh ? Don't waste my money HOR. " Then she turned around and contined shouting for the boys ( sometimes Adriano, but most of the time Zhiyang.) Like, FWAH MY LEFT AND RIGHT ALL SHOUTING FOR ZHIYANG. ( I was sitting in between Jill and PR see) And you know, when the 2 boys sang, I thought okay I got nothing to do. I shall shout for Zhiyang also. May I add, I just hate Renfred please. So cocky and gross and so poseurish la ?? I don't like AT ALL. He's one rich man's son and when his popularity votes were higher than Zhiyang, Jill quickly picked up her phone and voted for Zhiyang. And when Zhiyang won the first half, You know what Maelda Sasha Jill Sia Yunwen SCREAM OR NOT ?!!

" ZHIYANGGGGG ! SHI WO DA DIAN HUA DEEEE ! SHI WO DA DE ! WO DA SHI CI !!!!"

I said " Fuck you la, Yunwen ! You call one time only hor ! " (I call her by her chinese name actually.)

Right after Geraldine was out, I diverted my attention to Zhiyang. So I just kept on shouting with Jill and PR. Like, Teresa can't win pleaseeeeeeeee ! Oh otherwise, I'd be feeling really sore.

That's about all for today. Quite hap I would say. I'm okay with Zhiyang being the winner as long as it is NOT RENFRED OR TERESA. He is quite adorable anyway. I hope my obsession for Geraldine ceases soon. Oh ya one last thing.

" CAMPUS SUPERSTAR,
GERALDINE JIU SHI TAAAAA ! "

YAYYYYYYYYY. /throws confetti and cheers bimbo style.


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This morning I woke up and I called Jill while peeing on the toilet bowl.

E: Yunwen... Last night I dreamt of Geraldine leh.... How.

J: HUH I DREAMT OF ZHIYANG LEH. I dreamt of us kissing in the train. But the one I really like is Adriano leh. How.

HAHAHA SLAP US TWO TIMES PLEASE. PR DID YOU DREAM OF ZHIYANG OR NOT ? Goodness. Friends like them make being a cheena ah lian so fun ! ONE LAST THINGGGGG.

" CAMPUS SUPERSTAR,
GERALDINE JIU SHI TAAAAA ! "

THIS IS SO MENTAL YO' !