My favourite type of girls

These days, I feel like I can detach my legs from my body to feel better. I wake up every morning with my legs aching like a bitch. But, I kinda like it. 6 days a week at FitnessFirst is hell crazy. But, I like.

Today, I had my first training session with Grace and damn, you know she is how pretty(??) Her every smile makes me go awwwww... :) You know when you work so hard in the gym, it is always good to treat yourself to a pretty trainer. Like, Grace. Everybody does it like that- you see aunties with super handsome trainers (but mostly are gays) and you see old uncles with pretty trainers like Grace. So yeah, it depends alot on your sexual preference. I'd go for her if I ever go lipstick. She is everything so sweet and so nice. I was in heaven today when Grace said my stamina is relatively good and I was thinking " Okay good, my 5km a day on the treadmill is doing me some good. Yay. " 30Km a week is insane but I like insanity. Next up after all the cardio, it'd be the arms and chest muscles. Good to go ? Yeah.

I'm so glad that I have time to waste. I like wasting time. I can't wait for school to NOT start. I am sorry I hate Java, websites designing, balding programmers and all things Infofuckincomm. I am sorry but Infofuckincomm is not my cup of tea. I like power training, strength endurance, sweaty girls(sweaty boys stink) and pushing myself over the physical limits. Ya know, when you can't deal with it emotionally, deal with it physically at least. Then you know you are strong.

I gotta tell you all something !! 2 weeks back in the changing room, there was this girl who made me fell in love right at first sight (yes la whatever you call it). So I told Jill, " Ehh you see that girl in the blue polo tee, she looks like Geraldine !! " Jill had to say, " Don't be siao la ! Where got look like ? " Okay fine, I let it passed. I prolly had too many of Geraldine's images up my head. Today, I saw her again in the spinning class and I couldn't stop looking. After class, she walked past us and Jill said " OMG. SHE REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE GERALDINE. " and HAHAHA, that's it man ! NO FISH, PRAWN ALSO GOOD. All my HOW-OLD-DO-YOU-THINK-SHE-IS, DO-YOU-THINK-SHE-IS-LESBIAN, DO-YOU-THINK-SHE-HAVE-A-GIRLFRIEND questions came out from my mouth like fucking bullets from the machine gun. Hahaha, I am sorry Jill Sia.

In the changing room today while getting ready to bathe, I was telling Jill " Oh man... I hope I get to see her naked today. Do you think I am able to see her naked later ? " But all I see were saggy breasts of women in their mid thirties, and no sight of her at all. Damn sad can. (And if you're thinking now, NO, I am not sick in the mind.) I proceeded to the changing room and while I was changing, Jill banged damn loudly on my door and said " EMILYYYY QUICK QUICK FAKE GERALDINE IS OUT WITH ONLY HER TOWEL !! COME OUT AND SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. "

and...

AND YOU KNOW HOW GOOD SHE LOOK OR NOT. SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN GERALDINE EVEN I THINK.

sigh
sigh
sigh.

She has got ALL that androgynous appeal you want to talk about. She has got eyes like Geraldine and she has got sexy collar bones. I hope she comes for spinning class every Thursday religeously.
Now, I've got two eyecandies. Grace and fake Geraldine ( I don't know her name YET la ! ) Oh ya and later, Grace came in to bathe and she was semi-naked too.

And Jill had to say " EH EMILY, today you see two of your pretty girls half naked leh. Very happy hor. " , making me sound very very desperate. Nevertheless, me is very happy. Haha.

I like them androgynous girls with a feminine touch on their faces. No makeup, no short skirts, no fuckmeinmyfuckmeheels; just laid back cool in style. Oomphh. Okay, I know already. My birthday wish this year is for all pretty faces to turn androgynous. Not-so-pretty girls can remain straight. YAYYYYYYYYYY.

On a sidenote, I need to go tanning already. So fair, how ?