dear emily.

nobody likes an assumer. you are a disgusting full time assumer. i hope you stop assuming today, and get right back to reality. don't make up your own love encounters and let your life run around your whims and fancies anymore. nobody has got time for your emotional yoyos or heart affairs of any sort. spare your friends. didn't you mentioned love are for losers ? i see you're the biggest loser now.

p.s : the least you can do now, is to put it across to her, in a polite way. scandalously polite, she might fall on her knees in front of you. from there, highjack her heart.

love,
your alter ego